Monday - 9:14am
You spot a 4-point drop in onboarding completion in the morning standup. By 9:32, you've built a funnel in Klaritics segmented by traffic source, country, and the cohort affected by Wednesday's deploy. By 9:48, you've narrowed it to a single browser-version regression on iOS Safari and pinged the right engineer with the exact cohort. The data team didn't get pulled in. Nobody filed a ticket.